Cannibal House Rules

Theme To Cannibal House Rules

instrumental

God Is Goth

God is goth
God is goth
Not redneck, prep or jock
The god you know is goth

And he cries
Lord, he cries
He cries for you and Is
Through his black, eyeliner-ed eyes

And he’s hanging out with older guys
Wearing Joy Division t-shirts
And they’re going down to the mall
Eating Aunt Annie’s Pretzels
The Jesus & Mary Chain
Are Tattooed on his arm
All that hanging out with older dudes
Will do him psychological harm

God is goth
God is goth
And he’s zonked out on Zoloft
The god you know is goth

And he’s sad
And it’s not a fad
He hates his dumb stepdad
And his older brother chad

And he’s hanging out with older lads
Wearing joy division t-shirts
And they’re going down to the mall
Eating Aunt Annie’s Pretzels
The Jesus & Mary Chain
Are Tattooed on his arm
All that hanging out with older dudes
Will do him psychological harm

Doing lines of coke
At the Depeche Mode show
His face goes white as snow
As his brain goes comatose

And oh what a way to go
In your Joy Division t-shirt
No more hanging down at the mall
Eating Aunt Annie’s Pretzels
The Jesus & Mary Chain
Tattooed on his arm
All that hanging out with older dudes
Did him psychological harm

Power Moves

Power moves
Fuck you and your power moves
I can play those mind games too
It’s not very hard to do

Liberty
At the hand of luxury
Where ebony and ivory
Live like a show on ABC

I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million and my dicks hard


In your car
You got fucked by the football star
And he only got kind of hard
That’s not even the saddest part

I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million I did it myself
I got a million and my dick's hard

Sticky Love

You left me stranded
30 minutes from heaven
The air here’s so cold
It froze me to my soul
I ate the fruit from
Your tree of plenty
I ate it empty
Then took the rest to go

But cupid done stuck me
With his arrow
I’d like to leave but
You’ve got me stuck in love

Where are those flowers?
Where have they gone to?
You used to wear rhododendrons in your hair
I ate some poison
Oleanders
You took off while I vomited everywhere

But cupid done stuck me
With his arrow
I’d like to leave but
You’ve got such sticky love
Cupid done stuck me
With his arrow
I’d like to leave but
You’ve got me stuck in love

In a siesta
No, I’m in limbo
You do the tango on my heart while I’m out
This cosmic joke is
Major league bogus
Go ahead and giggle cause this one’s on the house

But cupid done stuck me
With his arrow
I’d like to leave but
You’ve got such sticky love
Cupid done stuck me
With his arrow
I’d like to leave but
You’ve got me stuck in love

Cannibal’s Reprise

Instrumental

Cake World

Oh the first time that I
Saw your face
I was out of the darkness
And into the fireplace
You were the first time
And probably the last time too
I thought I knew myself
But I didn’t know nothing at all

You run in circles
‘Round me everyday
Feeding my ego like a flower
The birds would pollinate
You were the first time
And probably the last time too
You took my hand in your hand and
You led me to the bedroom
And you looked me in the eyes
And you said…

We can do anything you’d like
Yes, we can do anything you’d like
We can do anything
We can do anything
We can do anything you’d like

I play the fool so goddamn beautifully
To see you on the street would be the death of me
You were the first time
And probably the last time too
I’d never felt a feeling like that
You took my hand in your hand
And led me to the bed
And you said…

We can do anything you’d like
Yes, we can do anything you’d like
We can do anything
We can do anything
We can do anything you’d like

We can do anything you’d like
Yes, we can do anything you’d like
We can do anything
We can do anything
We can do anything you’d like

We can do anything you’d like
Yes, we can do anything you’d like
We can do anything
Yes, we can do anything
We can do anything you’d like
Yes, we can do anything you’d like

We can do anything you’d like
Yes, we can do anything you’d like
We can do anything
We can do anything
We can do anything you’d like

We can do anything you’d like
Yes, we can do anything you’d like

I Tried To Lose You (But I Don’t Know How)

Are you really?
Are you really?
Are you really?
Are you really?
Are you really tryna do this to me on my birthday?

Well I’ve been tryna dance you away
I’ve been tryna dance you away

Are you really?
Are you really?
Are you really?
Are you really?
Are you really tryna do this to me on my big night?

Well I guess one kiss could probably be alright
I guess one kiss could probably be alright
I guess one kiss could probably be alright
I guess one kiss could probably be alright

It’s so unfortunate
The way that you are
I hate you so much
But you’re my superstar

It’s so unfortunate
The way that you are
I hate you so much
But you’re my superstar

It’s so unfortunate
The way that you are
I hate you so much
But you’re my superstar

It’s so unfortunate
The way that you are
I hate you so much
But you’re my superstar

Are you really?
Are you really?
Are you really?
Are you really?
Are you really tryna do this to me right here, right now?

I tried to lose you but I don’t know how

Firestarter

Everybody disappeared
And now it’s just me and my baby here

And we could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames

Let’s burn down the town tonight
The world is turning just for you and I

And we could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames
We could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames
We could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames
We could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames

I hear god when you’re around
Let’s get naked and then hit the town

And we could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames
We could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames
We could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames
We could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames
We could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames
We could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames
We could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames
We could set the world on fire for a day
We could set the world in flames

Escape From Sex City

Instrumental

IdIot In Love

Well the things she says get a little bit pithy
And I’ll tell you right now she’s got me in a tizzy
I really should clean-up my act
I’ve been getting pretty soft in the old cardiac sack
And she’s giving me a heart attack
Back to back to back to back
I’m in love

And when heaven burns down and the angels die
And the demons rise up and turn the day into night
Hers’ the face I wanna see
When the harpies hold me down and disembowel me
And I hope she thinks similarly
So I can get eviscerated happily
I’m in love

Oh tell me something I don’t know
I’m an idiot in love
And it feels good

And if the feeling brigade should take my feelings away
And I’m stuck in some hedonistic art display
What will be the story when,
When we only get to talking every now and then?
And I’m not so cosmopolitan
But I’m in, I’m in, I’m in, I’m in
I’m in love

Oh tell me something I don’t know
I’m an idiot in love
And it feels good

Oh tell me something I don’t know
I’m an idiot in love
And it feels good

I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love

Waves

Instrumental

It’s Hip Not To Try

Honey
Grab my Damascus blade
I’m going to the top
The top of the food chain

I’m hustling
Just like the pros would do
And these fuckers couldn’t stop
Me if they wanted to
Oh

It’s hip not to try
It’s hip not to try

Fill me
With nitroglycerin
Then shoot me to the stars
I’ll fade into oblivion

It’s so cold
Up in the stratosphere
But goddamn it I’m a man
And space boys don’t cry no tears
Oh

It’s hip not to try
It’s hip not to try

Voices From Beyond

Instrumental

Cannibal House Rules

I’ve been living so cruel
Under your cannibal house rules
You eat my liver for dinner
Then have my heart for dessert

So you’ve gotta get me out of this town
You’ve gotta get me out of this town

I swear this woman’s the worst
I’d rather fall for a DJ
She’s got my balls in a jar
She’s got my toes in her mouth

So you’ve gotta get me out of this town
my lady's cannibalistic and I’m a bit masochistic
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
my lady's cannibalistic and I’m a bit masochistic

It’s irony to the max
Having a cannibal girlfriend
Cause while my love for her grows
I physically disappear

So you’ve gotta get me out of this town
my lady's cannibalistic and I’m a bit masochistic
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
my lady's cannibalistic and I’m a bit masochistic
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
You’ve gotta get me out of this town

So you’ve gotta get me out of this town
my lady's cannibalistic and I’m a bit masochistic
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
my lady's cannibalistic and I’m a bit masochistic
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
my lady's cannibalistic and I’m a bit masochistic
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
my lady's cannibalistic and I’m a bit masochistic
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
my lady's cannibalistic and I’m a bit masochistic
You’ve gotta get me out of this town
my lady's cannibalistic and I’m a bit masochistic

You’re Surrounded

Instrumental